Current Amazon Deals

Featured Product (because I think it’s frikkin’ awesome):

gag cristmas card

  • HILARIOUS PRANK GIFT – Plays Christmas music when they hit the button, and never stops.
  • REALLY, IT NEVER STOPS – Card will play until the batteries run out (about 3 hours), or they rip it up (more likely).
  • GLITTER FILLED TOO – When they tear into it to shut it off, glitter spills out everywhere!
  • Seriously, order a dozen of these.




Holiday Music

Dragon Servant is the abnormal brainchild of a single father of three. Each of us has taken a journey of deep and often dark discovery. The path follows the strongest WiFi signals, meandering and branching, often crossing over rivers intent on distracting our pursuits. The greatest of these rivers is the mighty Amazon. It floods us with ideas and inspiration. It bathes us in beauty and rarity. Jump in our boat and join us on our journey.

A quick explanation of our category pages: it is somewhat literal. As an example, the page called In Your Face could mean food, custom eye contacts, earrings, or anything else that penetrates your cranium. Explore and have fun!

A Few Things To Get You Started